Having a random hookup so left but love u
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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