Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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