So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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