so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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