whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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