no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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