What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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