dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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