big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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