I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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