who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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