Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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