he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No subtext here. People are naked.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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