He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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