does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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