5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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