i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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