Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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