Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The best revenge is premature balding
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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