Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
