i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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