Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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