I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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