Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Every concussion has its silver lining
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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