i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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