how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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