I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Alive.
So much puke
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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