yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm too high and old for this...
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