She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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