It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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