Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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