do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
two words...techno handjob
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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