Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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