ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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