is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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