gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
