it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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