whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she peed on how many people?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I won't apologize to a one balled man
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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