And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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