I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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