Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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