Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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