We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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