Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
