it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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