Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
