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(303): View more from Colorado

I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book

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(612): View more from Minnesota

When are you freeeeeeeeee?

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My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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(517): View more from Michigan

My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent

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(540): View more from Virginia

AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA

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(469): View more from Texas

These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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(513): View more from Ohio

Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.

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