Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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