She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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