So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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