Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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