considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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