I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
