this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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