i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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