nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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