Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry gatoradedave hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

Fav 44 3810 1942
share tweet
(781): View more from Massachusetts

At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes

Fav 10 3654 1329
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"

Fav 68 4583 1816
share tweet
(254): View more from Texas

People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...

Fav 12 5720 1109
share tweet
(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

Fav 18 5734 1642
share tweet
(250): View more from British Columbia

she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

Fav 13 5148 2517
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(518): View more from New York

...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.

Fav 7 2580 1380
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(937): View more from Ohio

BoomCity!!!

(1-937): View more from Ohio

You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.

Fav 10 2697 743
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(212): View more from New York

Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.

Fav 0 59 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT