I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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