when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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