oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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